yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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