OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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