They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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