idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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