I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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