do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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