i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's great music for shaving your balls
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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