susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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