just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
