If i could tip my vagina, i would.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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