Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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