my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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