This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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