did you get engaged???
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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