gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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