After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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