1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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