Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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