U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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