I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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