he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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