ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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