yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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