dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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