Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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