this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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