if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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