I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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