Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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