So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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