Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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