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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
May the power of my ass compel you!!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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