you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
honey bunches of taint.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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