Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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