WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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