so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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