i jhust puked up my retainher.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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