i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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