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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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