that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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