"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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