As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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