Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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