I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
