My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
ttyl tear gas
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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