I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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