Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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