East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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