I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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