Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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