did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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