You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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