My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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