It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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