My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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